“Things That Are 17″
* Chlorine’s atomic number.
* The dissolvement of the Warsaw Pact at a meeting in Prague.
* The Sex Pistols song.
* Beauty and the Beast, The Addams Family, and Terminator 2: Judgement Day.
* Emma Roberts.
* Harry Potter in the 7th book.
* The legal age to be able to watch R-rated movies in the U.S.
* A mild swear word in Swedish.
* The end of the Gulf War.
* The age of the boy who submitted this hilarious job application to McDonald’s and was hired.
* The collapse of the Soviet Union.
* Bill Clinton’s announcement that he will seek the 1992 Democratic nomination for President of the United States.
* The death of a spectator struck by lightning at the U.S. Open.
* The Chicago Bulls winning their 1st NBA championship by defeating the Los Angeles Lakers.
* This Trix cereal commerical.
* The length in seconds of Smashing Pumpkin’s song “17″.
* Me.
Amy


